Oh, I'm sure I can do better than that!

I didn't even read the stupid version: just found DataFlex Reports on the menu and ran with that (doesn't help that they call themselves 2021, 2022 and so on instead of the actual version number). I've just downloaded v8.1 - it looks like it wasn't even on my machine, although it says I have only 0 days left in my evaluation period, so maybe I'd somehow installed it and then uninstalled it, although I don't remember doing any such thing.